Who it’s for

You know someone like this.

Your husband, who signed up for Function Health, read all hundred results, and still has the migraines.

He has the data. All anyone has given him back is generic advice that has never worked.

Your daughter, who hasn’t seen a primary care doctor since college, and whose stomach decides what she can do that day.

She was told she was just lactose intolerant. That was years ago.

Your sister, whose thyroid has been called borderline for four years running.

Cold, exhausted, thinning hair, trouble conceiving — and a number that always lands just inside the range.

Your friend who looks fit but is exhausted by two o’clock.

Fit and healthy are not the same thing.

You, doing everything right, watching the scale refuse to move.

The food is right. The medication is right. Something upstream is not.


Our approach

The conversation you have not had yet.

Most people arrive having been handed a label and sent home. We will start somewhere else entirely — with what you are actually eating, how you actually sleep, and what nobody ever taught you about either.

We believe you first

If you have spent years being told everything looks fine, that is where we will begin — with your account of it.

We test extensively

Comprehensive panels chosen to find the root cause — not to confirm a label somebody already handed you.

We look at the whole body

Your systems do not work in isolation. Gut, hormones, stress and metabolism are all talking to each other.

We treat and nourish

Root cause treatment alongside real food. You cannot starve your way to well, and we will never ask you to try.


Root cause care

Finding the root cause. Then treating it.

Finding the problem is not the easy part. It takes a full history, the right questions, and knowing which of dozens of possible tests is the one worth running.

1

A real conversation

Digestion, energy, sleep, cycle, stress. The things a fifteen-minute visit never reaches.

2

Comprehensive baselines

Testing chosen from what you describe, never ordered as a bundle.

3

The question underneath

Not only what is happening, but what allowed it. Otherwise it returns.

4

A routine you return to

Food, treatment and habits you can leave for a week and come back to.


Conditions we treat

If yours is on this list, we can help.

Not exhaustive — if what you are dealing with is not here, ask us anyway.

Bloating & IBSSIBOChronic fatigue Thyroid dysfunctionPerimenopause & menopause Insulin resistancePCOSMigraines Brain fogJoint painAutoimmune conditions Mold & mycotoxin exposureHormonal acne Food sensitivitiesSleep disruption Unexplained weight gain

What we look at

The biomarkers nobody thought to check.

DigestiveGut bacteria, absorption, and the overgrowth behind bloating that never fully resolves
MetabolicFasting insulin, glucose and HbA1c — insulin resistance long before it becomes diabetes
HormonalFull thyroid conversion, sex hormones, and the shifts of perimenopause
Stress & energyCortisol rhythm across the day, and cellular energy production
InflammatoryThe upstream markers behind joint pain, brain fog and skin changes
CardiovascularApoB and advanced lipids, which predict risk better than standard cholesterol
Nutrient statusWhat you are actually absorbing, which is rarely what you are eating
EnvironmentalMold, mycotoxins and heavy metals — real, and frequently missed
Where to start

Find the root cause. Not just the number.

We know you have tried it all — and yes, we are so confident we can help. Tell us a bit more about what is going on.